the most iconic story i have ever heard is warped 05 some kids stole the radios from tech ppl and said things like “i fucked your mom” into them and the tech ppl couldnt find the kids and finally tried to bargain w them and they demanded ransom in the form of pit tickets to fall out boy and the tech ppl went to fall out boy about it and pete was like “holy shit give the kids the tickets”
i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™
and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro
Maybe it’s because I only slept two hours but I read this as “it costs 0$ to give lesbians lasagna” and I was so confused, intrigued and deeply impressed by the special ability of lesbians to get lasagna for free
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
“You need to leave him, Karen”.
I am so here for this
I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing
Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.
“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”
“Its…what?”
“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”
The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:
Remember you need to study for that biology exam.
“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”
